Thursday, May 31, 2012

Danielle Jokes

I DVR Ellen everyday so that I can watch it during nap time.  Sometimes my son watches with me and every time Ellen dances at the beginning of the show, he dances too.  We love Ellen!  I have some favorite segments like "What's Wrong With These Photos? Photos", "Clumsy Thumbsy", and "Tony Karaoke" but my absolute favorite is "Classic Joke Monday"!  These jokes are short and most would likely be told by a small child but they are the type of joke that I am known for.  For years, I have been calling this type of joke, Danielle Jokes.  It started when my friends got a kick out of the fact that I only knew one joke and I would laugh every time I told it.  My one joke was...
How do you make a hankie dance?  You put a little boogie in it!
Well, my friends started to send me other jokes like that when they heard them.  Between my friends and Ellen's jokes, I now have a pretty good list going.  Here are a few more of my favorites...
What did the Pink Panther say when he stepped on an ant?  Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead annnnnnnt (sung to the tune of the Pink Panther)

What are Mario and Luigi's overalls made of?  Denim, denim, denim (like the sound effect from the classic game)

What did the Pillsbury Dough Boy see when he bent over?  Dough-nuts
 They may not be the best jokes in the world, but they do make my friends and I giggle.  So, do any of you have any "good" jokes for me?  I would love to add to my list.

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Beverly said...

Yay for joining Sharefest and based on this one post I have become a follower :) This is so my future daughter in law's sense of humor. She regularly posts what we call "Ashley jokes" on her FB wall!
Why does the little mermaid wear sea shells? .............
Cause the "D" shells are too big!!!!!

Why was the strawberry crying?
(Wait for it.....)
Because his family was in a jam!!

Danielle said...

Thanks for stopping by and becoming a follower! I am glad that there is someone else out there who shares my love of these types of jokes! Those are two that I had not heard and I will be adding them to my list, thanks!

Why couldn't the pony sing?  Because he was a little horse!

Have a good weekend!

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